Hey y'all! This is Ruby Falls. You might know me as Southern Female Lawyer, Rob's wife, my real name, 5 or 6 other alia, or that crazy chick with the sock issues. Anyhow, I used to do the lawyerin' for not-nearly-enough money but things change.
These days I am primarily a shameless domestic hussy. I spend my days and nights wrangling a shaggy-haired 11 year old, a bossyboots 2 year old, an acrobatic fetus, a rocker-dude husband, a cat, a dog, a garden, and a work-in-progress 100 year old house. Read in amusement and horror as I embark on sundry adventures in home repair, non-lethal child-rearing, cleaning, cooking, gardening, canning, knitting, and generally trying to save the world.